Ladies, we’ve been outsourced. Behold Roxxxy, the world’s first erotic robot, introduced this weekend at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

Clad (barely) in a lace bra, thong and thigh-highs, Roxxxy is one can-do sex toy. Not only is she a sure thing.

She can talk about sports and cars and responds to touch - not by rolling her eyes and sneering, “Are you serious?” - but with a saucy “I know where you can put that hand.”

Sex dolls are nothing new, but Roxxxy is different because she’s got Artificial Intelligence - she can learn things, then talk about them. (A male version - Rocky - is in the works. No word on whether he remembers your birthday.)

In love yet?

Not so fast, fellas. Like the female lead in “He’s Just Not That Into You,” this is one high-maintenance marital aide.

Far from being a stats-quoting vinyl vixen, Roxxxy has five personalities to contend with. There’s Wild Wendy, Frigid Farah, S&M Susan, Mature Martha and Young. For the real do-it-yourselfer, you can create a unique personality, combining, say, a little bit of an ex with a whole lotta Jenna Jameson and downloading it straight into her hard drive. (Ahem.)

There’s even wife swapping via Wi-Fi. Owners can lend Roxxxy’s personality to other TrueCompanion owners via a monthly Internet subscription.

Aren’t sex toys supposed to be less complicated than a WebKinz? And when did they become the Wonder Ball?

Does she come with couples counseling software?

At about $9,000, she should. Our Roxxxy is less expensive than a few romps with Ashley Dupre, but definitely pricier than a subscription to a swingers magazine.

And while she has three input centers, fleshlike skin and customized breast sizes, this titillating Teddy Ruxpin could use a hug, considering her bleak background.

TrueCompanion creator Douglas Hines, a former Bell engineer, came up with the idea for Roxxxy after - hold onto your Seymore Butts DVDs - 9/11. After a friend died in the terrorist attacks, he thought preserving his friend’s personality through AI would give his children a chance to interact with him through the years.

Initially, he set out to create a health aide for the elderly, but all the red tape pushed him into the red light district.

“Sex only goes so far - then you want to be able to talk to the person,” Hines said of Roxxxy. “We’re more interested in creating companions.”

Gas station owner always pumped about lending a hand
Perhaps. But when it comes to Roxxxy, she may be X-rated, but she’s got XXX-ess baggage.

And for a sex toy, that’s a turnoff.